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16/03/2003


Update by : Dark Lord Mantys
Apparently the two new Hobos are to be introduced on Wednesday's Warfare show. I hope one of them's not The Littlest Hobo, have you ever seen a human being that short and hairy? It's creepy!


14/03/2003


Update by : Dark Lord Mantys
A little bird told me that two high-profile ICW superstars are set to join the Uptown Hobos. But then, a little bird told me once that I should superglue my nostrils together, and look where that got me. I should stop talking to little birds.

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